Dentists

I realized that actually writing a blog, can also be a creative outlet for my mediocre talent. I'm also really excited for this weeks podcast to come out. Just the fact that I got my best friend to drive up and be my first guest, makes it all worth it. That episode will come out on Friday the 12th, and expect new episodes every Friday! It's perfect for those weekend road trips to pass the time.

I'm having a little trouble trying to pick the next guest. I think that Sam hit it out of the park, and I don't want the next guest to be in total contrast. I have a pool of people that I am going to pick from, the problem is putting them in the right order.

Since this is called The Brace Face Podcast, I felt compelled to write about the dentist. I hate the dentist! Don't get me wrong, I'm not afraid of the dentist, I just don't like the whole experience. I think that all dentist are secretly sadists who get their kicks by inflicting pain on people. Where else can you go pay tons of money to be poked and prodded in the most uncomfortable of places? Well I can think of a few others, but you get my point. What's the biggest reason to go to the dentist? A check up to see if you have cavities. How do they find these cavities you ask? Well let me poke your teeth with a sharpened piece of metal! "Oh that hurts, well maybe we'll take some X-Rays". If you need a filling in between teeth, they shove metal shims in between to move them out of the way. Why don't they just go to town with a chisel and a hammer like they did in the old west? At least back then they would give you some whiskey to kill the pain. Also, it doesn't matter how much you brush or floss, your doing it wrong. I think that's why the dental hygienists are usually nice ladies, it's to lower your guard for when the dentist comes in to say he needs to drill or stab something. It's the modern day equivalent of good cop bad cop.

-Troy